High priest of the nutjob conspiracy
theorists Alex Jones has utterly lost control of his congregation. He
has tried to assure the Operation Jade Helm 15 truthers that
a string of Walmart closings around the country have absolutely nothing
to do with the TOTALLY REAL Jade Helm conspiracy, which is that a
completely routine military exercise is actually a secret plot whereby
President Obama may invade and conquer Texas, maybe as a way to give it
to ISIS as a peace gift, or something, who can even know what Obama has
up his sleeve? But the loons just won’t listen to Alex Jones, so Walmart has had to jump in and issue perhaps the most awesome press statement in the history of Walmart,,,
Walmart To Texas Wingnuts: We’re Not Building Secret Tunnels So China Can Come Kill You | Wonkette
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