Thursday, May 7, 2015

Walmart To Texas Wingnuts: We’re Not Building Secret Tunnels So China Can Come Kill You | Wonkette

This was just too funny to pass up,,,





High priest of the nutjob conspiracy theorists Alex Jones has utterly lost control of his congregation. He has tried to assure the Operation Jade Helm 15 truthers that a string of Walmart closings around the country have absolutely nothing to do with the TOTALLY REAL Jade Helm conspiracy, which is that a completely routine military exercise is actually a secret plot whereby President Obama may invade and conquer Texas, maybe as a way to give it to ISIS as a peace gift, or something, who can even know what Obama has up his sleeve? But the loons just won’t listen to Alex Jones, so Walmart has had to jump in and issue perhaps the most awesome press statement in the history of Walmart,,,

Walmart To Texas Wingnuts: We’re Not Building Secret Tunnels So China Can Come Kill You | Wonkette

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