Help, My Husband Is A Homosexual! I Can Have GoFundMe Bigot Bucks Now? | Wonkette

It will be interesting to see where this will lead,,,

In recent months, aggrieved fundamentalists have turned grifting into an absolute artform. Did a mean homogay come into your flower shop wanting to buy flowers? GoFundMe. Did a terrible nasty lesbian lady ask you, a cake-baker, to bake a cake? Ka-ching! Did you tell the world your pizza joint will NOT be catering gay weddings, even though gays never have pizza joints cater their weddings? OH MY GOD, ROLLING IN MONEY.

Martyrdom in 2015 is sexxxy and lucrative!

But here’s a new one. Did you know you can beg for bigot bucks just because you happen to have married a homosexual? It’s true! Peter LaBarbera (better known as “Porno Pete,” on account of his prurient fetish for photographing leather sex festivals and posting the pics on his “Christian” website) of the Americans For Truth About Homosexuality hate “group,” brings us the tragic story of Jennifer Coutlee, whose husband is a real homo, please send her all the crowdfunding money:

Help, My Husband Is A Homosexual! I Can Have GoFundMe Bigot Bucks Now? | Wonkette