Stop Persecuting Christians By Letting Gays Shop In Your Stores!

To Bryan Fischer I have this to say, go complain to Christians in Egypt and numerous other parts of the world about how badly you are being oppressed.

Are you guys worried about Bryan Fischer? We’re totally worried about Bryan Fischer. There’s just so much homosexxican behavior going on right now that he and his organization of fellow incoherent rageaholics, the American Family Association, are kind of losing track of reality. The latest salvo from the AFA is aimed at businesses who aren’t willing to douse gays in lighter fluid and light them on fire, all in the name of Jesus, just for walking in the door, because of course the failure to do so is the exact same thing as ramming the homosexual behavior down the AFA’s throat, one esophagus at a time.

You’ll recall that last month Mississippi passed one of those terrible “religious freedom” bills that means you can discriminate against the gays because if you don’t, you’ll have to bake penis cakes 24/7. Some businesses thought “oh hey, we do not actually hate homosexxican money, so we will put a cool little sticker in our window that says we don’t discriminate.” SO UNFAIR TO CHRISTIANS.

Did you look at that monstrous pro-gay shopper sticker? It might as well just be a giant Tom of Finland cartoon with Bryan Fischer’s head superimposed because it is that offensive. It’s so offensive that the AFA can just feel it oppressing Christians by its very existence.




Stop Persecuting Christians By Letting Gays Shop In Your Stores!